PI Cat DeLuca was spotted this afternoon stalking her client's no-good husband at the Seattle Mystery Bookshop. Cat hung from a light fixture to capture the perfect 8X10 glossy of the cheater's sorry bum groping his hootchie behind the Stephanie Plum series.
Yesterday the found scorned wife condoms left in her husband's pants pocket. Two remained from a packet of five. She called Cat's Pants On Fire Detective Agency. Today she's emptying their bank account and buying a condo. Tonight she's serving Cat's 8X10 glossies for supper.
Come by the Seattle Mystery Bookshop and check out Cat DeLuca's Liar Liar and Sticks and Stones. They'll make you laugh outloud. The women who work here are incredibly sexy. JB is a hunk. They give free pizza and chocolate to all KJ Larsen fans. (I'm not just saying this because we write fiction.)
Smiles,
KJ Larsen
you've got me with that free pizza
Posted by: rori raye | March 05, 2012 at 08:08 AM